Uncatagorized

早兩個星期偶然在西貢見到這幅塗鴉 (說是一句塗鴉可能會更為貼切) ，覺得滿有意思的，趕忙拿手機拍下來跟大家分享一下。

"All know the way but few walk it" - 我不知道作者寫這句子有甚麼意思，可能是說走正途；無論如何，對我們基督徒來說就更有如當頭棒喝，永生的道路早擺在眼前，我們是否每天都走在上面，時刻提醒自己不走岔?

同步又一年，多少歡笑多少記憶；
同渡已多年，彼此關注也有衝擊。
仍要手牽手宣講真理，仍要緊握主愛沒停，
誰會預測多變幻路程，把握此際共鳴。

磨鍊又一年，多少苦澀多少逃避；
同服侍多年，彼此苦笑也有謙卑。
仍要手牽手宣講真理，仍要緊握主愛沒停，
誰會預測多變幻路程，把握此際共鳴。

今年暫時未有機會唱這首新年必唱歌，唯有在這裡先唱一遍; 各位看著歌詞來哼的同時，有否找到一點提醒、勉勵?

Reading the Hackint0sh iPhone forum daily is part of the unlocking quest, while I get to know more about what this little beauty is capable of doing, I found myself also enjoying the occasional humor in the forum.

Stupid question: "I'd like to be ready-to-go if they ever manage to unlock the iphone so my question is, what do you think will be required?"

Answer A: "You will be required to go and buy a cape, a twig and some round black rimmed glasses. Then you need to cut your hair like Ringo (the Beatles dude), stand one one leg while chugging a gallon of Strawberry milk repeating the words.... Steve Job's is my homie. OR you could just pay $50 to the guy down the street who was a part of the quest and figured this out...."

Answer B: "I think the best way to prepair is to have a brain and a iPhone handy!"

Now here comes the best one that has actually got me laughing for minutes:
"... or a Daddy, with no brain but lots of money in hand, who already buys tons of pdas, phones and stuff and chuck them on his desk w/o even using them ...

Kiddy : Daddy there is a new very sexy phone out there?
Daddy: Let me see... Oh It is sexy...
Kiddy : Hehe stage one completed, I SSHed into my dad's brain already, now need to reset /System/Library/CoreServices/Daddy'sBrain.app after that he will chuck the iPhone on the desk among many others tomorrow after fresh restart..."

Apparently the person who asked that stupid question was pissed off, but then it's the hackint0sh forum afterall, did he mistaken it to be forum iPhone A-B-C for dummies?

繼把口臭過馬桶既所謂 IT 人之後，今朝晨早流流搭地鐵又見到 D 行為令人不齒既賤人。

有兩個互不相識既後生仔，一上車見到有兩個位，就以迅雷不及掩耳之勢將屁股一沉坐低。另一邊廂，有一個仲早過佢地上車既阿婆正搖搖欲墜咁行緊過去。原本你地身手敏捷，又睇唔到阿婆，其實我都無咩好講，不過最衰俾我見到佢屁股下沉果一剎那眼尾係睄到阿婆既。咁佢點做呀? 咪即刻攞 Pocket PC 同 iPod 出黎扮咩都唔知囉。

我最慶既係，我無誇張，個阿婆真係企唔穩就跌就跌咁，呢兩條敗類都可以若無其事繼續玩佢地既 gadgets。我心諗，究竟係你兩個都咁不幸係孤兒，屋企無老人家，定係佢地食左秦始皇御賜長生不老藥，一定無阿婆呢一日? 諗來諗去，我覺得最有可能都係佢地好有自知之明，知道自己咁賤格，一定唔方長命得去邊，應該都等唔到阿婆呢一日架啦，咪索性唔讓囉。

如果佢兩個咁啱又係孤兒，又無讀過書，咁無人教過佢讓座都唔奇。但係兩個都著恤衫打呔，又有錢買埋 D 幾千蚊既 gadgets，睇落又唔似文盲喎。究竟係賤格已經成為時髦，定係唔賤格係香港真係生存唔到?

我睇住呢兩條友，不禁將我早兩日鬧阿 IT 人果 D 刻薄句子係心裡面再 repeat 左一次...

這是友人的婚詩，近日深崇詩班不斷埋首苦練的一首歌，旋律很是動聽。

Walk hand in hand with me through all eternity
Have faith, believe in me, give me your hand
Love is a symphony of perfect harmony
When lovers such as we walk hand in hand

Be not afraid, for I am with you all the while
So lift your head up high and look toward the sky

Walk hand in hand with me, this is our destiny
No greater love could be, walk hand in hand
Walk with me

純音樂 WMA

大家見到我又寫 VW 又寫電腦，就知道悶左一個大禮拜既我，已經完全番晒黎啦!

今天我到機場接過了雙親，便到太子附近砵蘭街某地茂菜館用膳。我把車子駛到附近錶位泊好，甫下車便有位阿叔走過來，其後發生的事節錄如下:

阿叔: 喂，你就咁泊架車係我前面呀?
小弟: 有咩問題啊? (同時打量一下這位不速之客，駕白色新款 Corolla，車牌 KM 9784，有一位年約 5 歲小童在車內)
阿叔: 你泊之前問都唔問下我，我點走呀?
小弟: 嘩... 要問你先泊得，個位你架? 你咩走唔到o者，扭多兩手呔咪出到囉。你係咪而家走? 係我就駛前 D。
阿叔: 我而家未走 wor (小弟費事理佢，欲轉身離去)
阿叔: 我 XY@#$% !!!!!
小弟: (轉身) 你講多次?
阿叔: 信唔信我打 X 你丫拿?
小弟: (乞人僧地...) Oh... Come on?!

15 分鐘後，警察到達了解事件。

阿叔: 阿 sir 抄佢牌啦，佢阻住我唔肯走....
小弟: 阿 sir 我唔係唔肯駛前 D，但係呢條友都唔講道理既，我泊個位又無過界，佢扭多兩手呔出到有餘，仲要無端白事問候我娘親，我係唔忿氣無端端係街比人辱罵。如果你要抄牌，麻煩你告埋佢公眾場所行為不檢啦 (與此同時，阿叔另一名約十多歲兒子出現...5 歲個仔未必聽得明佢 D 粗口，但眼見大兒子回來，阿叔醒目即刻轉呔)
阿叔: 我邊有問候你娘親呀?
小弟: (專登講比兩位年輕人聽) 嘩... 你當住兩個仔面前講大話都得? 我無野好講
差人: 係囉小事黎o者，呢條罪要我聽住先告得入既... 而家無證人，你就下佢駛前 D 算啦。

- 完 -

我認識的一個 forum 友整既, 差 D 比佢笑死..
皇帝!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVvsjty7FPw

新版 [纏綿遊戲]，笑到碌地，必看!

9月 1日 星期四 【東方日報專訊】

今日凌晨三時半，七歲男童岑浩賢被斬案的案情峰迴路轉，新界南總區重案組探員登門將岑童的姓洪繼母拘捕，懷疑她與案有關... 警方又查悉，岑父在內地疑另結新歡，卻被妻子（即賢仔的繼母）揭發，有人擔心岑父日後捨她而去時，對她及她的親生子置諸不理，故把心一橫狠下毒手。

案情終於水落石出，男童繼母固然冷血可憎，那對受傷兒子漠不關心的該死爛滾老豆也實在配受宮刑。至於那幾個人渣兇徒嘛，他們所幹的天地不容，大家認為他們在鐵窗之下會有好日子過嗎?

炸兩、鹹肉綜，還有君子雜誌。

「隨地吐痰得人憎
罰款二千有可能
傳播肺癆由此起
衛生法例要遵行」

攝於大角嘴某冰室。